Pinakabobang Asawa

An Englishman, an Irishman and
a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing
how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, "I
tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the
supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was
on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in."

The Scotsman agrees that she
sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.

"Just last week, she went
out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and
she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The Irishman nods sagely, and
agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked
through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.

However, he still thinks his
wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me everytime I think
of it," he chuckles. "My wife left to go on a
trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must
have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even
have a penis!"