Three parish priests were having lunch one day and decided they could trust each other enough to confess their worst vices. The first priest says, "I'm ashamed to admit that sometimes, I take money from the offering."
The other two priests gasped in shock at the revelation of the first. After recovering from the shock of the first priest's confession, the second admitted, "I must confess that I am carrying on an affair with the wife of one of the parish elders."
Again, the other two react with shock.
After wiping his brow, the third priest says with a waver in his voice, "I must admit to you my brothers, that my worst vice is the sin of gossip and I can't wait to get back to the parish..."
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