One day in the Garden of Eden...
Eve: Adam, do you really love me?
Adam: No, not really.
Eve: WHAT?! Then why did you made love tome??
Adam: HELLO?!? As if I had a choice! > > > > >
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Learn Chinese:
1. Please stay awhile longer - Wai Go Nao?
2. Our meeting is next week - Wai Yu Kam Nao?
3. You don't smell good - Go Ah Wei!
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Boy: Why is my brother named Mighty Storm and my Sister, Moonchild?
Mother: Your brother was conceived during a storm and your sister while watching the moon. Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you curious?
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Court Scene
1st Lawyer: You're a fool!
2nd Lawyer: You're a damn fool!
Judge: As the lawyers have now properly identified each other, can we now proceed with the case?
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Mental patient
Doctor: We are going to release you for saving your friend from drowning. The only thing is he hung himself in the toilet.
Patient: He didn't hang himself, I left him there to dry!
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The stages of marriage
Year 1 - Man goes home, wife gets slippers and the dog barks.
Year 2 - Man goes home, the wife barks and the dog gets the slippers.
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Kuba: Tinukso nila akong kuba. Mag-aaral ako ng karate.
(5 months later)
Friend: Galing mong mag-karate. Tinatawag ka pa rin ba nilang kuba?
Kuba: Hindi na! Ninja Turtle na!
Eve: Adam, do you really love me?
Adam: No, not really.
Eve: WHAT?! Then why did you made love tome??
Adam: HELLO?!? As if I had a choice! > > > > >
Learn Chinese:
1. Please stay awhile longer - Wai Go Nao?
2. Our meeting is next week - Wai Yu Kam Nao?
3. You don't smell good - Go Ah Wei!
Boy: Why is my brother named Mighty Storm and my Sister, Moonchild?
Mother: Your brother was conceived during a storm and your sister while watching the moon. Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you curious?
Court Scene
1st Lawyer: You're a fool!
2nd Lawyer: You're a damn fool!
Judge: As the lawyers have now properly identified each other, can we now proceed with the case?
Mental patient
Doctor: We are going to release you for saving your friend from drowning. The only thing is he hung himself in the toilet.
Patient: He didn't hang himself, I left him there to dry!
The stages of marriage
Year 1 - Man goes home, wife gets slippers and the dog barks.
Year 2 - Man goes home, the wife barks and the dog gets the slippers.
Kuba: Tinukso nila akong kuba. Mag-aaral ako ng karate.
(5 months later)
Friend: Galing mong mag-karate. Tinatawag ka pa rin ba nilang kuba?
Kuba: Hindi na! Ninja Turtle na!
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