The Word Is Not Enough

1. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
2. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
3. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
4. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
5. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
6. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
7. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
8. Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety one"?
9. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
10.Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
11. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
12. Is there corn in corned beef?